Somehow, I missed that Team FourStar, the guys who do Dragonball Z Abridged, are very slowly releasing episodes of Hellsing Abridged.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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Bad Lip Reading: The NFL is by far the funniest one BLR has done
"But transportation issues are social-justice issues. The toll of bad transit policies and worse infrastructure—trains and buses that don’t run well and badly serve low-income neighborhoods, vehicular traffic that pollutes the environment and endangers the lives of cyclists and pedestrians—is borne disproportionately by black and brown communities."
Those are awesome and hilarious. Thanks for posting those.
Alucard, while running up the side of a building wrote:Hey, Dandy-dick. You miiiissed. Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop.
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Something old that I only discovered now: Slayers - Angel of Death (Disney version)
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Koumei wrote:After all, in Firefox you keep tabs in your browser, but in SovietPutin's Russia, browser keeps tabs on you.
Mord wrote:Chromatic Wolves are massively under-CRed. Its "Dood to stone" spell-like is a TPK waiting to happen if you run into it before anyone in the party has Dance of Sack or Shield of Farts.
Vebyast wrote:Here's a fun target for Major Creation: hydrazine. One casting every six seconds at CL9 gives you a bit more than 40 liters per second, which is comparable to the flow rates of some small, but serious, rocket engines. Six items running at full blast through a well-engineered engine will put you, and something like 50 tons of cargo, into space. Alternatively, if you thrust sideways, you will briefly be a fireball screaming across the sky at mach 14 before you melt from atmospheric friction.
Dude responds to geocentrism. In a methodical and hilarious way.
I would like to state that I am deeply disappointed that the anti-science movement is getting to the point that folks claim, in all seriousness, that the universe is geocentric.
I would like to state that I am deeply disappointed that the anti-science movement is getting to the point that folks claim, in all seriousness, that the universe is geocentric.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Wait. What?
People are going back to geocentrism? How the fuck does that work??!
People are going back to geocentrism? How the fuck does that work??!
My son makes me laugh. Maybe he'll make you laugh, too.
It's a natural extension of right-winger fuckheadery. People have been arguing against evolution, climate change, all that for years. So now they believe the scientists are in cahoots with the Filthy Libruls.Maj wrote:Wait. What?
People are going back to geocentrism? How the fuck does that work??!
When, actually, they're sorta right. Science, the rest of the world, and reality are all in cahoots with the Filthy Libruls.
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
Help me burn that old man.Josh_Kablack wrote:Bad Lip Reading: The NFL is by far the funniest one BLR has done
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A decent way to kill time... until the comedic genius at 10:30. Going from the staid condescension to carnival music and that crazy representation of geocentric motion was hysterical.Maxus wrote:Dude responds to geocentrism. In a methodical and hilarious way.
I would like to state that I am deeply disappointed that the anti-science movement is getting to the point that folks claim, in all seriousness, that the universe is geocentric.
He did a part 2 and 3. They both have their moments.
Edit: Forgot. In part 3, he posits the size of a geocentric universe as having a circumference of 1 light-day. So it'd be a radius 4.114 billion kilometers. It works out to just inside the orbit of Neptune or so. It's an intriguing thought for a D&D plane.
Edit: Forgot. In part 3, he posits the size of a geocentric universe as having a circumference of 1 light-day. So it'd be a radius 4.114 billion kilometers. It works out to just inside the orbit of Neptune or so. It's an intriguing thought for a D&D plane.
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
--The horror of Mario
Zak S, Zak Smith, Dndwithpornstars, Zak Sabbath. He is a terrible person and a hack at writing and art. His cultural contributions are less than Justin Bieber's, and he's a shitmuffin. Go go gadget Googlebomb!
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So, Adult Swim finally got off their asses and released Dexter's Rude Removal.
Laundry commercial:
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Bigode wrote:I wouldn't normally make that blanket of a suggestion, but you seem to deserve it: scroll through the entire forum, read anything that looks interesting in term of design experience, then come back.
Vebyast wrote:Here's a fun target for Major Creation: hydrazine. One casting every six seconds at CL9 gives you a bit more than 40 liters per second, which is comparable to the flow rates of some small, but serious, rocket engines. Six items running at full blast through a well-engineered engine will put you, and something like 50 tons of cargo, into space. Alternatively, if you thrust sideways, you will briefly be a fireball screaming across the sky at mach 14 before you melt from atmospheric friction.
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WHAT'S THE THING AT THE END AAAAAAAA DAMMIT.
DSMatticus wrote:Again, look at this fucking map you moron. Take your finger and trace each country's coast, then trace its claim line. Even you - and I say that as someone who could not think less of your intelligence - should be able to tell that one of these things is not like the other.
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SMBC Theater is pretty great right now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UqIJjNgeHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrghb-14y_A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UqIJjNgeHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrghb-14y_A
That was like a kickass D&D campaign in 9 minutes.
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Tome item system and expanded Wish Economy rules.
Try our fantasy card game Clash of Nations! Available via Print on Demand.
“Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities, Can Make You Commit Atrocities” - Voltaire
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Not youtube, but hilarious none the less:
The Family Survival Course
For just $39, "today only," (regular price $97), this mysterious "true patriot" "survivor" will apparently teach you and your family how to be superhuman and wield magic (or at least transfigure your home into a bunker, and preserve food for years).
This site goes on ad nauseum about how this horrible apocalypse is coming, but first says that it's information is only for, essentially, true believers, ie, gullible crackpots who buy into this idea of an impending "apocalypse of biblical proportions" with roving, gun toting, rape mobs of foodstampers looking to steal your food.
The Family Survival Course
For just $39, "today only," (regular price $97), this mysterious "true patriot" "survivor" will apparently teach you and your family how to be superhuman and wield magic (or at least transfigure your home into a bunker, and preserve food for years).
This site goes on ad nauseum about how this horrible apocalypse is coming, but first says that it's information is only for, essentially, true believers, ie, gullible crackpots who buy into this idea of an impending "apocalypse of biblical proportions" with roving, gun toting, rape mobs of foodstampers looking to steal your food.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.
You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
Ugh. That's the problem with a lot of/most of survivalist sites and authors. The one I subscribe to is largely spamming me with currency scams, gold and silver, and advertisements for their books, but they do occasionally make good articles, at least. The trick is finding the saltpeter in the pile of bullshit.
Still, I would recommend having survival preparations. At the very least a 3 day bug out bag, in event of problems. I'd like to have supplies for 6 months at a time, but that won't happen any time soon. It'd certainly help with the layoffs each year.
(having listened to site) Jesus, this guy is fucking crazy. If you ever want useful information, I can try and direct you to useful resources, but I don't think you need to be told not to give this asshole money. If he's so fucking concerned for our safet, give out basic info for free then expand on it for a course.
Still, I would recommend having survival preparations. At the very least a 3 day bug out bag, in event of problems. I'd like to have supplies for 6 months at a time, but that won't happen any time soon. It'd certainly help with the layoffs each year.
(having listened to site) Jesus, this guy is fucking crazy. If you ever want useful information, I can try and direct you to useful resources, but I don't think you need to be told not to give this asshole money. If he's so fucking concerned for our safet, give out basic info for free then expand on it for a course.
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